Oatmeal Cookies and Adult Diapers

The best cookies are sold at the Downtown Oakland farmer's market on Friday afternoons. Of course, I bought some this week. They are oatmeal.

When I got home from work today, we made dinner and basically watched TV all night. On Friday and Saturday nights, Hong and I sleep on our futon in the living room. We pretend we are on vacation- a mini weekend get-away.

Today, I went and got some lab tests done- like blood and urine and then saw my gyno. Just a check-in. I had some questions. I feel like I am starting to get old and that my health is deteriorating. I know, I know- I am so dramatic right? But I just want to make sure I start being more healthy before it's too late. I do my kegels everyday. Of all things, I want to be able to control my urination when I get older. My physician said old people sometimes will pee in their pants because they lose muscle to contract "down there" and any disruption to the bladder will make them pee. I hope I won't have to wear Depends. But actually, if you think about it, adult diapers is THE solution if you plan to party and drink all night. With adult diapers, you won't have to go to the bathrrom when you are drunk and lazy.

They need to come out with adult diapers that look like sexy, lacy underwear and are thin. That would be cool. Hmmm....maybe I'll come up with a design. I KNOW you better not try to take my idea now!

Well- thank goodness it's the weekend.